Wouldn't it be better if we were all born bald and just stayed that way? We don't really need our hair anymore. We have hats and coats with hoods and heaters and most people don't spend enough time outside to worry about heat stroke. Think of all the time and emotional turmoil that would be saved if we didn't have to fuss with our hair. No kids going to school with bedhead from hell. No bad haircuts. No bad experiences with hair dye. No $60-$100 bucks every two months just to maintain it. No hair in the bath tub. No hair in your food at a restuarant. For years I have thought about cutting mine really short but I just don't dare. It is such a ridiculously emotional thing.

When I run away to live in the desert I am just going to NAIR it off.